Oh Old Spice Man, Oh Old Spice Man
Where have you been?
Will we ever see you on Oprah again?
Your light shined so bright
when you came onto the scene
It seems someone has put out your light
in an effort to just be mean
Everything we saw
set you above the pack
I guess it’s against the law
to show what you got and what they lack
It might be the GOP
that wants to be in control
But you’ve got to stay on TV
Don’t let them steal your soul
You were once more popular than Obama
because you wore no clothes
Should we thank your mama
for your training in prose
There is no other like you
And that sure is a fact
What you should really do
is keep your game in tact
There are the nayers and yeaers
more want to see you fail
Good ole boys will remove black players
to protect their white tail
Keep it tight and keep it right
Stay on top of your game
Damn those who try to bite
and cover up your fame
Yeah! Where did old spice man go? Every man on TV doesn’t represent the ideal man in one’s life. Black women want to see their men on TV, too. Black men don’t wear that shit anyway!