TTBoy Says…


Christmas in the post-War United States
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TTBoy Says:

     What happened to all the holiday shows on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day?  Whoever thought that watching football would be considered a holiday gathering event?  And who decided to put all the holidays programs on a week before the actual holiday?  Ludacris!

TTBoy Says:

     If you put on cologne or perfume and can smell it in the next room, before you get there, you’re wearing too much!

TTBoy Says:

     Why is that a guy nerd can’t hide the fact that he’s a nerd, but a female nerd can be a bombshell and dumb herself down?  I’m just sayin’.

TTBoy Says:

     Who is more crooked, a woman who shops too much and hides her packages from her overworked husband, or a crooked lawyer who is sleeping with the overworked husband’s wife?

TTBoy Says:

     Why is a woman who has alot of lovers called “loose” but a man who has alot of lovers called a playboy?  Does anybody really know if toys are being used on the man?

TTBoy Says:

     Why does a man get mad when a woman doesn’t want to marry him – just because she gets pregnant by him, but he’s happy when she says, “Yes,” when he asks her otherwise?

TTBoy Says:

     Why are men so stupid to take their girlfriends around their male friends who look better than they do themselves?  Aren’t they just asking for trouble?

TTBoy Says:

     Why does everyone who gets caught committing a crime, whether violent or not, always remember how they were abused as a child?  Just once, can somebody say that they don’t remember having a childhood…and that’s the reason why they stole the Malibu Barbie for their kid?

TTBoy Says:

     Who destroyed the Sunday Night programming for CBS?  In times like these, people need to be able to watch shows like “Murder She Wrote” and “Touched By An Angel.”  These shows just might make people want to get married again…after church, Sunday dinner…

TTBoy Says:

     Isn’t it nasty to have a cat’s litter box near the kitchen and then see the cat walking on the kitchen countertop?  And then to have the nerve to lick his or her paws?

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