TTBoy Says…


TTBoy Says:

     There are just too many handicap parking spots at the grocery store.  If there was a cop sitting in an obvious spot, I guarantee you most of those so-called handicappers wouldn’t even attempt to park.

TTBoy Says:

     There should only be one wheelchair on a bus at a time.  Just imagine what would happen if the back of the bus caught on fire.  Those poor people would just get trampled on so badly.

TTBoy Says:

     Craig Ferguson has to be the funniest comedian on television.  You can actually measure how funny he is just by the lag time for a laugh.  And besides, he loves talking about penises – which for some reason is extremely funny to people.  Another boost for Craig is that he has a funny sidekick that happens to be a robot.  Maybe if George Lopez got at least a scarecrow, he would be okay.  No, nevermind.

TTBoy Says:

     What happened to poor, rich Tyra Banks this year?  She had to get a restraining order against someone.  But she should have gotten one against someone who helped host her show.  We love Tyra though.  She’s so real.  Like J-Lo.

TTBoy Says:

     Are people with the last name Potter, potheads?  I don’t think Monica Potter is a pothead.  But, when I think about Harry Potter, I do think about a hairy pothead.  Just strange, I know.

TTBoy Says:

     Why do psychiatrists in California say that they’ve never smoked pot.  Then, just as you’re entering their office, you get this huge whiff of Febreze (apple spice & delight).  And they all have their therapist on speed dial.

TTBoy Says:

     George W. Bush and Kanye West should just duke it out on Celebrity Knockout.  A spin-off of Jersey Shore.  The ratings would hit the roof.  And every week, there would be a real fight with celebrities who can’t stand each other.  Oh, and it will be shown on the same channel as Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC.

TTBoy Says:

     How can any real man, with testicles and…, cross his legs at the knee?  I mean, just look at little Jesse Eisenberg and Pee Wee Herman.  That’s just a shame fo’ gosh!

TTBoy Says:

     Give love to the men who have and walk little dogs.    And don’t think that all of them are small.  They actually have love.  On the other hand, a man who walks a dog bigger than himself, is only fooling himself and wants everybody to stay away so that they don’t figure out his secret.

TTBoy Says:

     Just TiVo American Idol this season.  That way, you can just fast forward all the laughter from the celebrities.  And, you won’t have to count the number of times Randy Jackson rolls his eyes.

TTBoy Says:

     If Viagra increases the blood flow to a certain area, shouldn’t every elderly person get a tablet everyday?  They don’t necessarily have to have sex, but at least they would feel like something was going on.  They wouldn’t have to pee on themselves anymore.

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