Hey, Santa!
A Poem by TTBoy
Hey, Santa!
Are you going to the hood?
My Mommy told me to tell you
that I’ve been good
I’ll meet you on the curb
I think that’s best
Because people in the suburb
will put you to the test
I just can’t understand
why they’re being so mean
Now they want a boy to be a man
since nobody has anymore green
If I could work
I would
Mommy’s only a clerk
She thought Daddy understood
Daddy wanted a different President
and Mommy thinks he’s stupid
I hear Daddy say he wants to get bent
then Mommy acts like Cupid
I guess I am lucky
that I don’t get beaten
I bathe with my rubber ducky
only after I’ve eaten
Parents here beat their children
for what they can’t do
Got others thinking kids are
making them black and blue
Can you please bring some toys
for all girls and boys
Mommies can have some joys
Even Billy Bobs and Roys
I think we all are nice
even if our parents don’t think so
The pressure makes them cold as ice
These days they are oh so low
If you can’t get Daddy a job
He’s gonna get in trouble
He might go work for the mob
I don’t want him in no rubble
I’ll trade my toy
for everyone to have a better life
I promise I’ll be a better little boy
and never hit my wife
Please Santa,
We need help to
I’ll leave you a Fanta
if you can make my dream come true
And if you see the Mailman
don’t let him have a car wreck
I don’t wanna see the jailman
‘Cause Daddy didn’t get his check
And can you tell the people in
the White House
to stop fighting so much
Maybe I should show them my mouse
But I won’t let them touch
I found him under my bed
He was just staring at me
When I got a piece of bread
That’s when everybody could see
Daddy tried to kill him
He said I was retarted
When I told him his name was Tim
Blood splattered when his body was parted
I know I talk alot
At least that’s what my teacher said
Sometimes she gets so hot
she wishes I was dead
But I don’t pay her no mind
I really do like her
I see Daddy wailing on her behind
whenever he promises her a fur
I’m tired now, Santa
I hope you’ll come this year
And I won’t forget that Fanta
or any other cheer
© 2010 TTBoy
