My Dad is a Porn Star

A Poem by TTBoy

My Dad makes people feel good

and he does it so well

He does what everybody’s partner should

but most cannot bare to tell

 

He often has a full house

and never has to leave

No woman is allowed to leave her blouse

it’s just something he can’t conceive

 

We are never lonely

for we have a revolving door

There’s never just one type only

and I don’t mind cleaning the floor

 

There’s never a lack of anything

we just never have any time

Sometimes Dad is paid with a diamond ring

that’s when he looks like he sucked a lime

 

The neighbors always complain

saying we have too much business

But Daddy offers to fix their drain

and then we get all these dishes

 

I love my Dad so much

he really looks out for me

I guess he just has that golden touch

and we are right where we should be

 

All those lights, cameras, and action

someday I’ll find out what they’re all for

But it seems everyone leaves our house with satisfaction

and nearly break their necks running back for more

 

 

© 2010 TTBoy