My Dad is a Porn Star
A Poem by TTBoy
My Dad makes people feel good
and he does it so well
He does what everybody’s partner should
but most cannot bare to tell
He often has a full house
and never has to leave
No woman is allowed to leave her blouse
it’s just something he can’t conceive
We are never lonely
for we have a revolving door
There’s never just one type only
and I don’t mind cleaning the floor
There’s never a lack of anything
we just never have any time
Sometimes Dad is paid with a diamond ring
that’s when he looks like he sucked a lime
The neighbors always complain
saying we have too much business
But Daddy offers to fix their drain
and then we get all these dishes
I love my Dad so much
he really looks out for me
I guess he just has that golden touch
and we are right where we should be
All those lights, cameras, and action
someday I’ll find out what they’re all for
But it seems everyone leaves our house with satisfaction
and nearly break their necks running back for more
© 2010 TTBoy