TTBoy Says


TTBoy Says:

Why is it easier for a Brit to act with an American accent than vice versa?

TTBoy Says:

Isn’t secondhand smoke like exhaust from a gas pipe?  If it is, can’t we blame alot of deaths on that instead?

TTBoy Says:

Who would ever admit to trying to masturbate with hand sanitizer?  Accidentally?

TTBoy Says:

Have you ever seen a 72 year old heterosexual couple have sex?

TTBoy Says:

Why does it take the administrators of Writerscafe.org a lifetime to change a person’s password when they can send a new person a welcome e-mail/link much faster?

TTBoy Says:

As copyright laws change, so does the price to register your documentation.

TTBoy Says:

Why does a woman turn into a raving lunatic after she has the children she prayer for?

TTBoy Says:

Usually, when a man says that he wants children before he gets married, he doesn’t leave the woman alone with the children.

TTBoy Says:

It’s only sexual harassment if you don’t like the person.

TTBoy Says:

What is the most popular lesbian name?

TTBoy Says:

What is the most popular bi-sexual boy name?

TTBoy Says:

Would Hell’s Kitchen turn out Top Chef?

TTBoy Says:

How often does Jeff Foxworthy change his jeans?

TTBoy Says:

How much cable can Larry the Cable Guy lay?

TTBoy Says:

How many times has Dolly been parted?

TTBoy Says:

Could the movie “The Tourist” have been saved with a different male lead?

TTBoy Says:

Is it because of the lack of male enhancement surgery in the United States that there is little to no nudity of them in American movies?

TTBoy Says:

Why are there so many really good TV commercial songs – when the songs on the radio suck?

TTBoy Says:

Where is Richard Marx?

TTBoy Says:

Does Seal and Bryan Adams suffer from the same skin disease?

TTBoy Says:

Is it really love that makes a woman have a baby by a man from a different race?

TTBoy Says:

Who wrote the poem “The Day The Ghetto Died?”

TTBoy Says:

If Rappers consider themselves poets, can poets consider themselves Rappers – in a different way?

TTBoy Says:

Why is it foolish for a man to marry a young woman with the first name “Bambi” or “Amber?”

TTBoy Says:

Inside every man’s glove compartment, over 50 years old, there is a bottle or package of Viagra or Cialis.

TTBoy Says:

Rest assured, if you witness a man over 60 complaining of chest pains, he most likely had a failed attempt after taking Viagra or Cialis.

TTBoy Says:

Is Jessica Simpson really stupid or does she just have really good and so-so loyal people working on her behalf?

TTBoy Says:

Why were “Touched By An Angel” and “Murder She Wrote” ever cancelled?

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Why does Janice Dickinson think she’ll make a beautiful corpse?

TTBoy Says:

What is the real point of being an Overachiever?

TTBoy Says:

In a relationship, who swallows more?

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