TTBoy Says: If Tebow is so religious and spiritual, why didn’t he read Matthew 6:6 to realize pray needs not be on a Football field but behind closed doors that is your personal time with Jesus? And now, his team is losing. Maybe God is pissed.
TTBoy Says: Why is it an atheist can irritate the hell out of a Christian only to have that Christian want to witness him burning in the lake of sin and fire?
TTBoy Says: Since South Park thinks Black people don’t go to Heaven and Bill Maher has no Black prospects in his life before believing in God, it seems like a perfect match in Hell.
TTBoy Says: What’s the worst that can happen if the GOP were all stoned on trees? They already failed in trying to budget America.
TTBoy Says: Do the Bidens think about and try and out-do the President and Mrs. Obama sexually? Mr. Obama has said that he is doing all he can to take his mind off smoking. Mrs. Obama must be an athlete.
TTBoy Says: Isn’t Ron Paul and Rick Santorum the same person…just a little Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
TTBoy Says: Why does Mitt Romney always look like someone is about to ask him where the body is?
TTBoy Says: A truly successful person attends to three things: 1. Appearance 2. Growing a larger nest for their eggs 3. Their convenient fling. This would truly stop the divorce rate, especially if everybody’s tubes were tied.
TTBoy Says: With such a bad economy, women rapists are on the rise.
TTBoy Says: Why does Chelsea Handler look like she just wants to go cheetah on somebody? Really intense.
TTBoy Says: What will it take for Kelly Clarkson to drop that extra baggage? I mean, I wouldn’t want to always feel so guilty…
TTBoy Says: Where on earth is Perez Hilton?
TTBoy Says: Who’s really got the bigger sack, Nancy Pelosi or John Boehner? She is worth more.
TTBoy Says: How does Beyonce now feel about having Jay-Z get his name removed from his first child’s birth certificate? Now, she can truly say that her husband is not a statistic.
TTBoy Says: Will David Beckham ever have a seriously masculine voice?
TTBoy Says: If Priests only look at pictures of little boys, why wouldn’t someone mistake them for being gay?
TTBoy Says: More conventional marriages are ending with the female choosing a female partner.
TTBoy Says: What books has Oprah’s staff read lately?
TTBoy Says: Why is a man wearing hospital scrubs seen as a doctor when women wearing scrubs just work for the hospital?
TTBoy Says: Hollywood is just Swingin’! But nobody wanted to let Marc Anthony in.
TTBoy Says: A picture is no longer just worth a thousand words. Manipulated, it can be worth at least three thousand.
TTBoy Says: The new Jennifer Hudson is in a great new body with a terrible insignificant theme song that is not a Negro spiritual. Way to Go, Jennifer!
TTBoy Says: Maybe if Jennifer Lopez dates enough young boys, she truly will be Jenny From The Block…Jenny From Around The Block.
TTBoy Says: Since women fake pregnancies all the time, why can’t a celebrity fake a full-term pregnancy – knowing her “children” look nothing like her or the supposed father?
TTBoy Says: Why is Jenny McCarthy not in more movies?
TTBoy Says: What makes 69 year old Aretha Franklin want to work the pole again?
TTBoy Says: At this moment, either yourself or someone in your circle of friends is considering hosting an orgy.
TTBoy Says: The next time you see a couple together that looks like they don’t match, one of them is an escort. Yes. There is someone for everybody.
TTBoy Says: You may be spending too much time with your child, if your child can talk back to you in a way that forces you to choose a therapist.
TTBoy Says: Do you remember the first person you ever wanted to see naked?
TTBoy Says: If all men got their prostates massaged regularly, there would be less prostate cancer, enlarged prostate, and erectile dysfunction.
TTBoy Says: All straight men and women, especially couples, should have at least one gay man among their circle of friends.
TTBoy Says: Be careful performing fellatio on a Black woman. Doing it right will get you the worst headache ever.
TTBoy Says: Be careful performing fellatio on a Black man. Just doing it will get you out on the corner.
TTBoy Says: Looks like someone associated with the AT&T/T-Mobile deal pissed off the judge bad enough to halt the deal.
TTBoy Says: Why is it that male and female strippers are even less respected than hookers?
TTBoy Says: Why hasn’t Janet Jackson ballooned to 200 pounds yet?
TTBoy Says: How long after Mick Jagger told P-Diddy to get his teeth fixed, did P-Diddy get his teeth fixed?
TTBoy Says: Why is it people who live near or on the water much nicer than people who don’t?
TTBoy Says: Are people paying to have their Credit Bureau files altered?
TTBoy Says: Why do men like going “Commando?”
TTBoy Says: Why can’t pets have Social Security numbers? They are our children. Family Members.
TTBoy Says: 67 year old man and 65 year old woman, married, physically fit and very attractive. Which one do you really think about?
TTBoy Says: Were Russell Brand and Katy Perry really a match for each other? Somebody got turned off. Book deal in five years?
TTBoy Says: Why are they making a movie about Amanda Knox’s story? Who wants to see it?
TTBoy Says: Why do Bath Houses still exist in the United States?
TTBoy Says: Hasn’t the gel that forms as a condom once it touches the penis been distributed yet?
TTBoy Says: Meryl Streep is quite underrated.
TTBoy Says: So Gay Marriage isn’t all about Hollywood Musicals and Judy Garland?
TTBoy Says: Why doesn’t Wendy Williams ask celebrities if they are gay when they come on her show?
TTBoy Says: They say that it’s about 18 inches that separate Kanye West and L’il Wayne from each other.
TTBoy Says: Has Deion Sanders lost his mind?
TTBoy Says: Did someone in the NFL get offended by the show “PLAYERS?”