Mommy is the Bitch
That killed Gossip Girl
Nobody wants to watch her switch
They’d just rather make her head twirl
Mommy is the Bitch
That killed Gossip Girl
Mommy killed Gossip Girl
And that’s no lie
Now her neck is one big old pearl
At night, she goes up to the sky
Mommy is the Bitch
That killed Gossip Girl
Daddy found out
What Mommy did
I don’t think she wanted a kid
He gave her another one anyway
Now she has no choice but to play
Mommy is the Bitch
That killed Gossip Girl
She can’t do it again
‘Cause that would be a sin
She’s buying so many new clothes
Instead of stuff for her big nose
Mommy was the Bitch
That killed Gossip Girl
You better watch your back
Or else she’ll get you in the sack