I’m waving my flag down below
In hopes you see my surrender
Praying the right direction the wind does flow
Hearing Elvis sing “Love Me Tender”
My flag has seen many countries
Hurt by some, damaged by none
Never burned like heat in trees
Riding the waves while having fun
But I’m waving my flag
Giving to you my heart and soul
Now that I’ve let the cat out of the bag
Naughty purr for a kitty cat’s hole
Don’t let my flag touch the ground
Welcoming hands might say no
Coming dressed in white to the sound
Of parting waters that deliciously flow
“Love Me Tender” plays
To the banging and chatter
When duty calls for missionary stays
In go the grunts and out when they matter
I’m waving my flag down below
And it’s headed in your direction
The North Pole is as far as it will go
Extending joy of pure affection