I’ve never been to a wedding
I’ve never been to a circus
I’ve never purchased mattress-ticking bedding
I guess it never was my purpose

I’ve never slapped an official
I’ve never met the President
I’ve never focused on anything judicial
I guess I’m just too hesitant

I’ve never killed anything
That had a will to live
I’ve never lost anything
I wasn’t willing to give

I’ve never hurt a pet
I’ve never mistreated the elderly
So many things I haven’t decided on yet
I guess I live too carefully