TTBoy Says:


TTBoy Says:  Who is Hillary Clinton?

TTBoy Says:  Why is Hilary Swank like Hillary Clinton?

TTBoy Says:  Who is really right and who can’t be wrong?

TTBoy Says:  When will Spanish be the national language?

TTBoy Says:  Why do most Black people smoke Newport cigarettes?

TTBoy Says:  When will Justin Timberlake ever get married?

TTBoy Says:  Why hasn’t Gabrielle Union been named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful?

TTBoy Says:  When will Prince make another commercially successful record?

TTBoy Says:  How often do people forget to give a Christmas card to the mate with a gift?

TTBoy Says:  Does Danny Devito know how small he is?

TTBoy Says:  All Hail, Peyton Manning?

TTBoy Says:  The Seattle Seahawks will NOT win the Super Bowl.

TTBoy Says:  Why have Americans forgotten good Poetry?

TTBoy Says:  Is the cartoon “Family Circus” really necessary?

TTBoy Says:  Aren’t there gay men who don’t consider themselves “The Lesser?”

TTBoy Says:  Why did people have to pay to audition for “Selena” when Jennifer Lopez was already the choice?

TTBoy Says:  Everybody knows why The Pope is “Everybody’s Guy.”

TTBoy Says:  How high is High?

TTBoy Says:  How many people are still being killed for Americans to have Diamonds?

TTBoy Says:  Why is Rihanna so underrated?

TTBoy Says:  Whatever happened to Rosie O’Donnell?

TTBoy Says:  The song, “Same Love,” should be held as a classic song.

TTBoy Says:  Why do interracial relationships fail because of the dominant one’s friends?

TTBoy Says:  Once a whore, always a whore.  They may just hide their behavior better.

TTBoy Says:  Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex video was hardly amateurish.

TTBoy Says:  Does everybody still wear a suit to a job interview?

TTBoy Says:  Pain is Pain.  People should stop trying to empathize with someone else.

TTBoy Says:  Colorado is going to be the place to be in 2014.

TTBoy Says:  Everybody should be reading “Thoughts…over a good cup of coffee.”

TTBoy Says:  What’s the use of a Journal or Diary when you have the internet?

TTBoy Says:  Children should be able to stay at home until they feel ready to leave.

TTBoy Says:  Where is Nikki Giovanni?

TTBoy Says:   Anybody who has spent any time in jail for a crime they didn’t commit should be as rich as the Kennedys.

TTBoy Says:  What if beer was placed in champagne bottles?

TTBoy Says:  The best way to cure any scent on your fingers is to pour mouthwash on them.

TTBoy Says:  A picture says a thousand words, but what’s so bad in using words?

TTBoy Says:  It is such a good thing to post Report Cards online as long as parents get their own password.

TTBoy Says:  Who has better sex videos:  Yahoo! or Pornhub.com?

TTBoy Says:  Fibromyalgia is so misunderstood.

TTBoy Says:  Is Kathy Griffin the most-curt person alive?

TTBoy Says:  Fear is fear whether it’s yours or someone else’s.

TTBoy Says:  Is Syracuse New York the old and new Hell?

TTBoy Says:  Will Serena Williams ever get a two-page spread in The New York Times?

TTBoy Says:   Maria Sharapova is not Russian.  Maybe, she claims to be for tax purposes.

TTBoy Says:  Pizza Hut’s Meat Lovers Pizza is very salty.  But it’s better after being micro-waved.

TTBoy Says:  Why are people still claiming Homophobia?  Just admit it!

TTBoy Says:  How much botox has Nigella Lawson had?

TTBoy Says:  Why does malnutrition still exist?

TTBoy Says:  Winona Ryder’s best role to date has to be from “Girl, Interrupted.”

TTBoy Says:  Why are mens chests more important in Hollywood?

TTBoy Says:  Why aren’t there more Black representatives of Movado when the Black-face of their watches are the best-sellers?

TTBoy Says:  Who would believe Andrew Cuomo isn’t a pot smoker?

TTBoy Says:  Why is Dennis Rodman so underrated?

TTBoy Says:  Is Mensa still an important group for introverted intellectuals?

TTBoy Says:  What if they could give Oscars to the greatest actors in TV?

TTBoy Says:  Whatever happened to Tony Shalub?

TTBoy Says:  Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Eliot Spitzer could make a cameo on “The Good Wife?”

TTBoy Says:  Why is the American media so enthralled with British TV shows when the feelings aren’t very mutual?

TTBoy Says:  It’s time for Idina Menzel to win an Oscar.

TTBoy Says:  Jada Pinkett-Smith is disturbingly beautiful

TTBoy Says:  Charlize Theron is more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen.  Even without makeup.

TTBoy Says:  It’s about time for a “Will and Grace” movie.

TTBoy Says:  Why has no music artist created a House Music song for the radio yet?

TTBoy Says:  Has Taye Diggs become the new Blair Underwood to Black America?

TTBoy Says:  Music group SWV should have never left R&B.

TTBoy Says:  Who downplayed Jennifer Holliday and Irene Cara?

TTBoy Says:  Shame on Letitia James.

TTBoy Says:  Why exactly does Ariel Sharon matter today to Americans?

TTBoy Says:  Isn’t it time for actor Brad Davis to receive a posthumous Oscar?

TTBoy Says:  “Midnight Express” is still a very relevant movie.

TTBoy Says:  Sal Mineo is still beautiful.

TTBoy Says:  Is New York Mayor Bill de Blasio the new Robert Dinero?

TTBoy Says:  Who’d you rather, Taylor Swift or Jenny McCarthy?

TTBoy Says:  Would you hire a man with the name “Jaybeon?”

TTBoy Says:  What exactly is “Affordable Housing” when you don’t have a job or bank account?

TTBoy Says:  Will singer Lauryn Hill ever get her mind back?

TTBoy Says:  When will director Lee Daniels produce the first ever all-Black superhero film?

TTBoy Says:  Why do people find it funny when someone tells them they have a relationship with their cigarette?

TTBoy Says:  Why hasn’t Bravo’s Andy Cohen appeared in a Hollywood film yet?

TTBoy Says:  “Don Jon” is a porn film.

TTBoy Says:  Scarlett Johansson is the most underrated actress in Hollywood.

TTBoy Says:  Whatever happened to Suzanne Vega?

TTBoy Says:  Will there be copycat deaths like that of the late Paul Walker?

TTBoy Says:  “Sharing The Night Together” is one of the most beautiful love songs ever written.

TTBoy Says:  Joe Boxer has the most interesting commercials on TV.

TTBoy Says:  Secretary of State John Kerry doesn’t seem to like his job very much.

TTBoy Says:  “Live and Let Live the Strong and Insured” should be America’s motto.

TTBoy Says:  Is Lady Gaga ready to produce her first major Hollywood film?

TTBoy Says:  Whatever happened to Syracuse actor Joseph Edwards?

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TTBoys Flower

TTBoy Says:  Of all the inner-city schools to speak at, why did President Barack Obama choose Henninger High School in Syracuse, New York?

TTBoy Says:  Did anybody ever bring up Halliburton in the Bradley Manning trial?

TTBoy Says:  Why does the U.S. government blame its people for being poor?

TTBoy Says:  Which state is more racist, Florida or Mississippi?

TTBoy Says:  Do the makers of Blue Bell ice cream know their products are similar to   crack cocaine?

TTBoy Says:  Is Taylor Swift a virgin?

TTBoy Says:  Why is Dick Cheney afraid to look in any mirror?

TTBoy Says:  Is the phrase “Paper or Plastic” like asking, “Condom or Bareback?”

TTBoy Says:  Is Lady Gaga life imitating art or art imitating life?

TTBoy Says:  It’s only sexual harassment if the other person doesn’t like you.

TTBoy Says:  Entertainers are not public figures.  A public figure is elected by the People.

TTBoy Says:  Is a woman obligated to tell a man or woman she has a yeast infection before having sex?

TTBoy Says:  Should anyone divulge they have IBS before having anal sex?

TTBoy Says:  Why are heroic deeds suddenly performed when a celebrity is involved in a scandal?

TTBoy Says:  Why isn’t Natalie Merchant considered one of the world’s greatest singers?

TTBoy Says:  Who’s a harder true-to-life artist, Jay-Z or Eminem?

TTBoy Says:  Did the size of one’s bank account make Janet Jackson a true “Size Queen?”

TTBoy Says:  Isn’t it time for Hollywood to have a “Coming Out Party?”

TTBoy Says:  Does anybody remember when Madonna accepted an award stoned out of her mind?

TTBoy Says:  Why were Tobey Maguire and Robert Downey, Jr. so convincing as a gay couple in “Wonder Boys?”

TTBoy Says:  Hollywood scripts really are “stupid…” just like Melanie Griffith said.

TTBoy Says:  Who’s smarter, Sharon Stone or Marilu Henner?

TTBoy Says:  Who’d get naked quicker for a movie role, Anderson Cooper or Shepard Smith?

TTBoy Says:  Is Vladimir Putin the only man allowed to be gay in Russia?

TTBoy Says:  Is Lindsay Lohan the real “Girl, Interrupted?”

TTBoy Says:  Will Tyra Banks ever reveal the greatest orgasm she’s ever had?

TTBoy Says:  Why did Jennifer Love Hewitt decide to get pregnant?

TTBoy Says:  If Google shares the public’s information, why is their stock price so high?

TTBoy Says:  Why don’t people tell how they really feel about a friend’s terrible engagement?

TTBoy Says:  Shouldn’t more women just admit to men they just want to have sex with them and nothing more?

TTBoy Says:  Am I wrong for wanting to make God jealous by hearing my name called out more than His?

TTBoy Says:  “American Idol” producers have no idea what they are doing.

TTBoy Says:  Have President and Mrs. Obama ever been asked to dance on “Dancing With The Stars?”

TTBoy Says:  There is no such thing as a “Bromance.”  Just call it what it is…dude.

TTBoy Says:  Everyone should remember this quote, “Just because you’re done with the past, doesn’t mean the past is done with you.”

TTBoy Says:  Who uses auto-tune more, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, or Rihanna?

TTBoy Says:  People who suddenly need food stamps are humiliated to apply for them.

TTBoy Says:  Why is Syracuse, New York now one of the deadliest cities in the world?

TTBoy Says:  Why won’t they give Antoinette Tuff, of Florida, a medal for bravery?

TTBoy Says:  Is Rick Perry of Texas smarter than former President George W. Bush?

TTBoy Says:  Would Victoria Beckham upstage her husband David in an underwear TV commercial?

TTBoy Says:  Is Cory Booker a pseudo-opportunist?

TTBoy Says:  Who’s the greatest media whore of all-time, J-Lo, Madonna, or Lady Gaga?

TTBoy Says:  Has Hollywood said, “Bye, Bye,” to all its best actors and actresses?

TTBoy Says:  Did someone of importance call Rush Limbaugh a loser when he was a child?

TTBoy Says:  Would David Letterman ever refuse a sex scene in a Woody Allen movie?

TTBoy Says:  Should all breast-feeding mothers refuse to sit in the back of a restaurant?

TTBoy Says:  Should pre-nuptials include oral sex?

TTBoy Says:  Why do surfers flock to shark-infested waters?

TTBoy Says:  Who hosts the best Swingers parties, Jada and Will or Mo’Nique?

TTBoy Says:  Would Whoopi Goldberg ever tell the second White guy who’s ever gone downtown?

TTBoy Says:  Is comedian Steven Wright still depressed?

TTBoy Says:  Why don’t people with migraines understand the importance of head-banging sex?

TTBoy Says:  Would a priest admit to being molested if he fell asleep during a confessional and woke up?

TTBoy Says:  Stop saying, “the condom broke,” and just admit that the pull-out method didn’t work.

TTBoy Says:  1950’s sex advice didn’t include movement on the woman’s part.

TTBoy Says:  If a man or woman looks too good to be true, they probably have Chlamydia.

TTBoy Says:  Why is Abercrombie & Fitch still around?

TTBoy Says:  Will Bill Maher ever reveal the best Sex-Pot Party he’s ever attended or hosted?

TTBoy Says:  Why are those adamantly opposed to something usually are the ones who secretly engage In it?

TTBoy Says:  The caged bird sings differently when handcuffed and doused with candle wax.

TTBoy Says:  Whatever happened to model Veronica Webb?

TTBoy Says:  Why can’t Gerard Butler star in a Hit Movie?

TTBoy Says:  The title of Jamie Foxx’s porn film, “Some like it Foxxy!” starring Samantha Fox.  Vraiment?

TTBoy Says:  Where is Anne Archer?

TTBoy Says:  Was Irene Cara Hollywood’s first diva?

TTBoy Says:  Will the Stock Market crash once employees realize employers refuse to honor Obamacare?

TTBoy Says:  Who’s turning over in his grave, Martin Luther King, Jr., John F. Kennedy, or Michael Jackson?

TTBoy Says:  Has had cosmetic surgery kept Renee Zellweger away from the Big Screen?

TTBoy Says:  Will Bradley Cooper be People Magazine’s first and last gay “Sexiest Man Alive?”

TTBoy Says:  Why is Perez Hilton so bitter after such a drastic weight loss?  He must be hungry.

TTBoy Says:  Is Catherine Zeta-Jones depressed because of the lack of cunnilingus?

TTBoy Says:  Will Country Music abandon Kenny Chesney like they did Chely Wright?

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Madonna, talk is cheap


Madonna at her 'Confessions' Tour at Wembley A...
Madonna at her ‘Confessions’ Tour at Wembley Arena. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I took to you like glue

Even made a rival or two

You had just what the world needed

At a time noses were treated

 

Year after year

You were a force to fear

Not even a prayer shed a layer

Without a hot music player

 

Who cared If you were not a voice

Definitely you were the choice

A look you made all on your own

Made many a hag and pseudo drag phone home

 

So then you went materialistic

Critics thought it too simplistic

The world saw Marilyn Monroe

Others said, “Look, I told you so”

 

Who on earth would want you to die

When all you do is make them cry

They thought “Holiday” was a vow you’d keep

Today Madonna, talk is cheap

 

Reinvention

The Goddess you sure are

Mal-attention

Theft can get you just so far

 

Borrow or steal

Do you know the real deal

Malcolm knew how to Vogue

Yet you call Caca the real rogue

 

What you did on the floor

After leaving them wanting more

Known throughout the whole world

Even if your hair isn’t curled

With a colorful child

Why only you can run so wild

A man in charge of all our issues

But you wish the world away with tissues

 

At a time when you should have said something

You did a nightly jig all for nothing

One hand on one large stack

While someone turned the pages of a book in Black

 

As the dollar is your witness

I hope you don’t miss this

“Holiday” is a mantra we should keep

It is 2012, Madonna, talk is cheap

 

Can’t you just rest on your laurels

Instead of inciting fights and quarrels

Still trying to stay relevant

B.O.B. knows you’re in it for the “hell of it!”

 

You were around when Bush was President

Instead of the Muslim sound, you were hesitant

Haven’t we paid and seen enough?

Hey, Gaga’s got more followers and stuff!

 

Once upon a time, you sang me to sleep

Now, I pray the Lord your soul does not weep

Just go back to making us dance

Leave the synthesizer on stage and trance

 

This is not the time to say what you say

The world is in turmoil let judgment lay

History has been made and you were first

Don’t number our days and help us be cursed

 

The Goddess of reinvention

That you sure are

Can you try to sow what you reap

Because frankly, Madonna, talk is cheap