TTBoy Says:


TTBoy Says:  Will Jada and Will Smith ever come out for an Award?

TTBoy Says:  Sarah Silverman is a total genius to be so talented while actually being    demented.

TTBoy Says:  Zoloft is better than Prozac.

TTBoy Says:  Nadine Parker of Clay, NY is unlike any other person on Earth.

TTBoy Says:  Is Lori Grenier really pretty?

TTBoy Says:  Haven’t You ever been screwed by the Church?

TTBoy Says:  Priests wearing robes should prove they’re wearing underwear each service.

TTBoy Says:  Is the NAACP still singling out brighter-skinned Black people for awards?

TTBoy Says:  We’ve had a Black President.  Why not get ready for a Cuban?

TTBoy Says:  The Most Underrated Black Actress is Black.  The Most Overrated White Actress is White.

TTBoy Says:  Hollywood is falling apart and coming together in Santa Monica.

TTBoy Says:  Men were wearing purses long before women were.

TTBoy Says:  “Finding Your Roots” seem to be an honest show.

TTBoy Says:  Voting Polls are just a distraction

TTBoy Says:  Jeb Bush has proven that he’s not his Brother.

TTBoy Says:  Hilary Clinton could be a dominatrix after her meetings and interviews.

TTBoy Says:  Is the Zika Virus the new AIDS?

TTBoy Says:  Celebrities don’t all practice the same religion.  But, their God tells them to do really strange things.

TTBoy Says:  Inter-racial couples hate each other during times of Race Relations.

TTBoy Says:  How do good-looking men with small penises really feel about themselves?

TTBoy Says:  “The Wandering Womb” Women who sleep around don’t get that.

TTBoy Says:  Is it taboo for a boy to see his father’s penis, but girls can see their Mom’s boobs?

TTBoy Says:  Do you wonder if the heroin addicts in New Hampshire have fibromyalgia?

TTBoy Says:  Will somebody please create a show specifically for J-Lo?

TTBoy Says:  Beware of women who pull their checkbooks out at the supermarket just after she is given the total.

TTBoy Says:  Does Katy Perry do kegel exercises?

TTBoy Says:  Models just don’t look like they’re starving anymore.

TTBoy Says:  Did Michael Jackson really own 50 percent of SONY Music?

TTBoy Says:  Do most girls want to be just like their mothers?

TTBoy Says:  Will Blacks exclude Stacey Dash from Black History or will she be forever scorned and cursed to the coldest part of Hell?

TTBoy Says:  Is Bill O’Reilly smarter than Bill Maher?

TTBoy Says:  Why are more White men entering the world of Transgenderism?  Could this be the reason Republicans are so Anti-Abortion?

TTBoy Says:  “Okay,” is the most thrown around word.

TTBoy Says:  Do 74-year old alcoholics know they’re drunk?

TTBoy Says:  You should always know that when a classy, pretty girl or woman excuse themselves to go to the restroom, they’re going to pass gas.

TTBoy Says:  Why do Alisha Tyler and Julie Chen look like they could be a real-life couple?

TTBoy Says:  You can always tell bad lovers with no exes.  They don’t have stalkers.

TTBoy Says:  What does Natasha Trethewey do for a living outside of her own?

TTBoy Says:  Why do some people consider Sylvia Plath to be a hero?

TTBoy Says:  It’s sad that the best thing for pain is sleep.  Or an action that will make you so sedentary till you won’t ever want to move.

TTBoy Says:  Should Senators and Councilmen be drug-tested for their paychecks?

TTBoy Says:  When using someone else’s bathroom, always call somebody into the bathroom after you’ve used it so they can take part of the blame for not lifting the toilet seat.

TTBoy Says:  Martin O’Malley was the only candidate that looked like a real President.

TTBoy Says:  Has Cuba Gooding, Jr. had cosmetic surgery?

TTBoy Says:  The best way to not take yourself too seriously is to wear the cheapest blouse and pant outfit to an event and let your boobs do all the talking.

TTBoy Says:  Is Chelsea Handler still drunk?

TTBoy Says:  Which will fade first, Jenny McCarthy’s mouth or her looks?

TTBoy Says:  Does Melissa McCarthy have a sex tape?

TTBoy Says:  Did Leo say, “No,” to Lady Gaga?

TTBoy Says:  If Black is hated so much, why is it the only accepted color, for men, at award shows?

TTBoy Says:  Did Sarah Palin really believe she would be Trump’s running-mate?

TTBoy Says:  Would you tell a woman she smelled like pee after she hugged you?  Would you hug her again when she got ready to leave?

TTBoy Says:  Is the show, “What Would You Do?” getting corny?

TTBoy Says:  ‘Tis better to Give.  There could be a live snake in the box.

TTBoy Says:  How many “Owws” are permitted when you begin anal sex?

TTBoy Says:  People who sing while sneezing are afraid of the dark.

TTBoy Says:  Most people close their eyes when their doctor stands behind them.

TTBoy Says:  Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Child’s Oscars?  No parents allowed.  Only talent.

TTBoy Says:  Even guys who dye their carpet forget to dye their drapes.

TTBoy Says:  Would Whoopi Goldberg ever play the part of a fat, White crackhead?

TTBoy Says:  Six degrees of separation…Ted Cruz could be related to Grandpa from The Munsters.

TTBoy Says:  Richard Dreyfuss will never be on the same acting level as Robert Deniro.

TTBoy Says: Can you imagine a calm World with marijuana legally lit up everywhere?

TTBoy Says:  Fisting comes in all forms.  There are women who like to get fisted.  Somewhere.

TTBoy Says:  Be kind to the Pole Dancers.  It takes a lot of courage to constantly go up and down on something so filthy without using hand-sanitizer afterwards.

TTBoy Says:  Have you ever had an accident in a dream and woke up only to hurt the same body part but in a different way?

TTBoy Says:  Do cat people smell worse than bird people?

TTBoy Says:  Did a Black girl in Albany, NY really throw the first punch on the school bus surround by White students?

TTBoy Says: Should the Governor of Flint, Michigan himself be responsible for the water crisis?  

TTBoy Says:  Why are the last 15 minutes of the News just filler stuff?

TTBoy Says:  Stop accepting people’s excuses and apologies for not having common sense.  Just tell them how stupid they are and walk away.

TTBoy Says:  Is Valerie Harper still alive?

TTBoy Says:  Do you have to be Kenny Leon’s friend first before you get a part?

TTBoy Says:  Is Celine Dion really “The Best Singer in the World?”

TTBoy Says:  Even after it has been determined that Jesus was a Black man, “Gods of Egypt” is still being distributed.

TTBoy Says:  Has Bill Cosby ever had ‘Spanish Fly’?

TTBoy Says:  How did racism start in the northern part of the East coast?

TTBoy Says:  If a boy wants to marry a girl just like his Mom, does that mean he wants to impregnate his mother?

TTBoy Says:  Every boy fantasizes about how he was conceived.

TTBoy Says:  The voices are on the outside trying to get in.  Nothing starts within.

TTBoy Says:  No matter where you put them, take your suppository out before sex.

TTBoy Says:  The best way to tell that a woman hasn’t had sex in a long time, see if she’s eating Weight Watchers.  She might even have stock in the company.

TTBoy Says:  Could the real reason the Obama girls are so well-mannered be because they walked in on their parents having sex?

TTBoy Says:  Will Ke$ha ever recover and make music again?

TTBoy Says:  The majority of single men do have at least one vibrator.

TTBoy Says:  Will we ever stop quoting dead poets and keep the living ones alive?

TTBoy Says:  Is Bernie Sanders ready to throw a tantrum in the White House?

TTBoy Says:  People are angry, scared, and frustrated.  And it’s all because they are constipated.

TTBoy Says:  Are you still considered a Good Parent when your child sneaks out of the house to be with someone who’s completely wrong for them?

TTBoy Says:  Are Dads bigger perverts than Moms? 

TTBoy Says:  Black Churches know they have to accept homosexuality.  And quickly!   

 

 

2012…And the Civil Rights Movement still goes on!


U.S. Presidential flag, 1960-present (not usua...
U.S. Presidential flag, 1960-present (not usually called a “standard” in official U.S. government terminology). It is defined in Executive Order 10860. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


To many of the world, Barack Obama is the first AfricanAmerican President of the United States of America; to others, the first Black President…the first Negro President…then, the first Colored Man to ever grace the Oval Office and a podium to address the American public of its social concerns.  He was supposed to be the savior of the minority-class while serving as an example of why White America should take its country back.  After eight years of band-aiding a festering economy, Americans voted into office freshness; a breath of different air to fix what had gone wrong in the White House.  This very well could have been deemed a personal demolition of the government as the epitome of all that should have been right, didn’t sound right.  Had only they rehearsed their lines a little better or kept in-sync with one another, they could have been the ones responsible for allowing America to continue treading downward.  In fact, the four years that Barack has occupied the White House could have been performed as a reality TV show known now as “Political Animals.”  When Dennis Haysbert played the President on the hit show “24,” his show’s ratings were higher than the President’s approval rating (at times) – complimentary of his supporting cast.  Where “24” was about fantasy that could be selected at will, President Obama was severely regulated in his power almost immediately upon taking the presidential platform.  Dennis, or President David Palmer, was able to make decisions, commands, exert his authority-at-will in times of national security breaches and such.  President Obama saw much of his own Democrat-based cabinet either leave politics all together upon his arrival, or jump ship to the Republican on newly instituted Tea Party for spite.  It would be quite difficult for the John F. Kennedy of the 21st Century to help his fellow-man.  But his fellow-man would later become brainwashed into abandoning all that he stood for early on in his campaign solely because their passion had an expiration date.  With unemployment on the rise, and foreclosures mounting, tempers were flaring.  And on November 2, 2010, the American public told the Republic Party, “You Were Right!”  Unlike JFK, President Barack Obama was assassinated by the People.  And the GOP would capitalize on this in every way possible.  Then, in an effort to redeem himself to his remaining followers – and even the ones who had now abandoned him, the President would be told he must “compromise” with the group that wanted him to continue to fail miserably.  Compromise he did.  Unemployment Benefits would be saved, continued for those who had been out of work for the allotted 26 weeks.  But that victory was short-lived as continued defeat was inevitable for the President of the United States…though someone had to foresee the effect it would have on the African-American community.  Or was it that no one cared?

 

Enter the new Richard Nixon, Mitt Romney.  The Mormon, family man Governor of Massachusetts would use as much rhetoric and material brawn that he could muster to appeal to the American public that he would never fail them.  As many continue to speculate with proof and circumstantial evidence of his dismantling lives along with companies that would catapult him into the land of the uber-rich, the mystery of Mitt’s missing tax returns are likened to Nixon’s Watergate Tapes without the wiretaps.  Eventually, though, they are bound to surface; maybe a secret IRS agent will find a few of them in a Florida dumpster:  unaccounted for.  To worsen matters, a healthcare plan initiated by the Governor was somewhat mirrored by the President of the United States, but was mocked as being unconstitutional.  Basically, virtually…the same plan was now being seen by the Governor of Massachusetts as being one that could further cripple America.  It didn’t help that the President’s plan was upheld in the Supreme Court.  This could be seen as the President’s most major accomplishment.  The NAACP has the tendency of endorsing groups and plans that help their budget.  Not always will the group’s plan signify support for the Democratic Party as a whole – but will help the body that make up the Party.  While Mitt can walk into a conference and insult its members with the harshest of language, there are still many who believe in his proposed policies and procedures.  The NAACP, a group that at the start of its heyday received funding and support from Jewish leaders, would even go against the President of the United States of America and his signing same-sex marriage into law.  Of all subjects, the leaders of Black caucuses refuse to stand together in approval of the President on this one issue, claiming this could decide the election.  Not only are African-Americans being discriminated against for life’s basic necessities, like jobs and sex, Americans are facing discrimination for not being above the middle-class.  Suddenly, Whites are being forced into categories that house Blacks or African-Americans:  jobless, homeless, penniless.  Welcome to the Civil Rights Movement of the 21st Century where there is a battle between the haves and the have-nots. 

 

Where one group or race of people may take complete ownership of discrimination, this is not a time for anyone to try and be proud.  Discrimination is just a different form of bullying.  And the bullies are the ones who have what the have-nots don’t.  The bigger problem to that is that those bullies constantly brag about their status.  Even when Chick-Fil-A protesters form a “kiss-in,” they don’t actually kiss inside the store.  It’s done on the outside for fear of retaliation – lock up. 

 

There was mutiny in 2010 for all the wrong reasons.  If only the People of America can remember this, they will not let history repeat itself.  President Obama hasn’t fully failed us, contrary to GOP belief, but he also hasn’t been our knight in shining armor either.  His articulation and mass appeal has, however, made international race relations better.  Gun laws should not be included in race relations when dealing with issues at home.  In the 60s, there was discrimination and segregation due to hatred resulting in violence and death.  Today, a new Civil Rights Movement is necessary to prevent anything other than clothing and fashion-sense being resurrected.  But like in the 60s, the peaceful leaders were taken away forcefully by bullets.  Give Peace a chance.  Bullets and Ballots have the same amount of letters.

Does a website, like Yahoo!, steal article ideas from other websites?


 

 

 

 

Yahoo! symbol design
Yahoo! symbol design (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Well, if you were to view an article called, “When will the Black ancestors speak to their people about selecting their President,” you would probably think that a Yahoo article written, “Has Obama Hurt Race Relations?,” even sounds familiar.

 

 

 

In the article about the ancestors, the writer writes that in November 2010, President Obama lost Democratic voters who voted him into office.  This was mostly due to how the President did not adequately explain to the people of the United States that even though a CHANGE was necessary, nothing was going to CHANGE overnight except for the fact that the color of his skin was the newest CHANGE to the Oval Office.  As President Obama attempted to make changes in the government, he was met with heavy opposition that the American public either failed to see or let their tunnel vision for a better life jade them into a time-frame.  With foreclosures continuing to increase and the GOP promising to stop unemployment benefits for those originally on the 99-week plan, it seemed that the President was hell-bent on securing universal healthcare.  Was he misled into thinking that everything was fine with the American people?  Probably not.  But he could have hammered home the fact that members of the Democratic Party were jumping ship because of their association with him – thus, making it more and more difficult to get any bills passed in Congress. 

 

 

 

“Has Obama Hurt Race Relations?” – The Yahoo article printed.  In no way has President Obama hurt race relations.  Then again, it all depends on one’s definition of race relations.  Internationally, President Obama is the epitome of grace and elegance.  Still, as an eloquent speaker, President Obama is favorably admired worldwide.  In an effort to more than likely smear the President, during a talk with French President Sarkozy and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, a mic was left open which had the President reply to Sarkozy’s “He a liar” about Netanyahu.  So, like fellow Democrats taking early retirement from Congress – allowing their seats to be taken by new Republicans, the President became vulnerable to lacking support.  Relations have since been made ‘good’ with France and Israel.  However, on a recent trip to Israel, presidential candidate Mitt Romney made it clear that Jerusalem was the capital of Israel.  Everybody and anyone know that the capital of Israel is Tel Aviv.  But, when in Rome, Mitt…

 

 

 

There was a time when people of color could find acting work outside of a Tyler Perry studio.  In scenes once occupied by Black actors and actresses, those roles are now in the hands of Indians.  Even insurance mogul Allstate has ceased airing a commercial where a Black construction worker calls a White construction worker not operating a jack hammer successfully as, “…one dumb dude.”  Blacks used to be a hot commodity in several areas other than sports.  Unemployment is no stranger to the Black race and probably will remain close friends for quite some time…though closer than other races.  Should the President be faulted for this CHANGE?  Not necessarily.  Though the thought was that by electing the first Black or African-American President, things would get better for Blacks.  Again, the word jaded rears its head and reminds us all that Blacks are a minor percentage of other races in the United States

 

Obama’s brand was CHANGE.  He did actually live up to his brand.  However, the details that comprised the brand fell by the wayside.  Somewhere, there needs to be the word TIME incorporated along with the President’s CHANGE.  I don’t want to speculate how the two should be joined – but as a reminder, in a way, both the President and the people let each other down.  Still a shining star, there are those Black leaders who have their own agenda for advising Blacks to shy away from the President.  Aside from, in lieu of President Obama’s Republican candidate, Mitt Romney, President Obama should no longer have to prove that he has experience as President.  He’s already been in the position for over three years.  He has had personal achievements – as his personal failures have come from the lack of cabinet support.  Mitt Romney, on the other hand, has also had personal achievements with one important one being his feeling to rightfully withhold his tax returns.  Oh, and the other important personal achievement for Mr. Romney is his denial of remaining on the payroll of a company he was dismantling.  Then again, it was Mitt Romney who insulted the country hosting the 2012 Olympics and later became the butt of all jokes himself.

 

 

 

To quote poet, Maya Angelou, “When you know better, you do better.”  Well, I don’t know about that.  It could be as clear as night and day, and people would still rationalize why they did the wrong thing.  Just like with articles written on other websites, writers who write for larger publications might find it easier to borrow ideas from others with no intention of ever returning the favor or even linking their material.  Even by allowing the public to voice their opinions on camera, there is sure to be some type of script or formulated agenda…just another way to claim improvisation.  Nowadays, who’s better at being original?

 

When will the Black ancestors speak to their people about selecting their President?


 

 

Pete Souza, Official White House Photographer
Pete Souza, Official White House Photographer (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

Call them humble, gullible, nice, caring, non-threatening, well-educated, articulate, up-and-coming, upwardly mobile, God-fearing…they may still just be stupid or ignorant.

 

 

 

It should pain anyone when the likes of Tavis Smiley, Dr. Cornell West and other so-called Black leaders discuss their disapproval for the only Black President the United States of America may ever have:  Barack Obama.  Surely, the President could speak directly to them when he utters the ‘taken-out-of-context’ phrase “You Didn’t Build That” because they truly didn’t build their empires on their own.  It seems that all the aforementioned used a little brainwashing of their own to attain the following they have achieved over the years.  The Bottom Line:  they needed faithful followers, People to carry out their restricted domination.  Let’s not forget the near-passing Corey Booker of New Jersey who also has denounced his sincerity for President Obama.  Why is this happening?  Have affluent Blacks suddenly seen a different side of themselves they want more accepted of mainstream America?  Would anyone disagree that the greatest payoff is money, not a hand-out, but mere compensation for switching common courtesy for humanity and confusing it with concern in the form of tyranny?  At a time when change has come, many naysayers refuse to let history repeat itself.  Then, in many ways, what is provoking Blacks to attack a leader of their own race is similar to “Black-on-Black” crime that was prevalent or tied to gang warfare.  Yet, instead of these leaders thumping their chest with a gang-sign, they just let the hate run off their tongues and onto the microphones that eagerly await them.

 

 

 

So many Black leaders say that they have marched with Dr. King and stood beside John F. Kennedy as they tried to make the world a better place by demanding equal rights for all men and women.  If this is true, why has the message gotten lost?  So much of the world is all about Big Business.  Breaking the Union, Big Business.  Education, Big Business.  Outsourcing Jobs, Big Business.  Liberal versus Conservative, Big Business.  Democrat versus Republican, Big Business.  Lies versus Little White Lies, Big Business.  Black Unemployment, Big Business.  Pretending to be color-blind, Bigger Business.  What are these Black leaders or pillars of the Black environment thinking?  Are we heading towards a two-year reassessment of the President?  We didn’t do it when Bush was in office.  But if it wasn’t enough that a Black Barack Obama, who stood for CHANGE and fairness, won the Presidency over a lesser qualified male and female, what is it?  Just two years after being elected, the President came under fire because Americans did not get jobs right away.  That seemed to be the main issue that threatened hard-working middle-class Americans who were on the verge of losing their homes and personal wealth really because of issues that preceded Barack Obama.  On that note, November 2010 had citizens of America who once were Democrat now voting Republican.  Basically, the public was tricked into believing they had made a mistake by voting for someone who was not even taken seriously by his own party.  To make matters worse, the President even saw Democratic leaders stepping down – removing themselves or dissociating themselves with him.  Yet, Black leaders still want their followers to believe, again, that the grass is greener on the other side of fantasy land.

 

 

 

Surely, there are many who remember the Flood of 1927 (The Great Mississippi Flood).  There may even be many who are still alive today.  Herbert Hoover, the Secretary of Commerce, was in charge of flood relief operations.  The promises Mr. Hoover made to the Blacks who occupied refugee camps helped set the stage for his election to the presidency.  However, as conditions worsened with Whites receiving better treatment with food and shelter, thousands of Blacks lost their lives.  This horrific and inhumane act caused the shift of Blacks from the Republican Party to that of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and the Democratic Party.  Promises were broken.  Unlike Hoover, President Obama faced much opposition within his own party.  Maybe had he said emphatically that change was not going to be immediate because of the severity of the conditions he had inherited, Americans would have been more willing and tolerant.  But, they were not.  They were eager, angry, tired, and felt misled.  Fast forward two years, and this time even wealthy Blacks are promoting Big Business, I mean, someone who knows what Big Business means for himself.  The problem many affluent Blacks face is that they are still Black – no matter the size of their wallets, purses, or bank accounts.  No one wants ‘freebies’ especially if there is going to be a limit to them.  To say that all Blacks want nothing but “Free Stuff” is quite derogatory.  What better stigma placed on a culture that has almost no chance of rising like the phoenix from the ashes?  The words in the phrase “Uppity Negro” still resonate with many poor, elderly southern Blacks (partly due to the Willie Lynch Speech) who believe that the Black man should always know his place in society.  But, if that is the case, does a Black man have a place in the Republican Party?  Chances are, many of those elderly types don’t believe their vote count…anyway.  Would their ancestors agree?

 

TTBoy Says:


 

TTBoy Says:  If Tebow is so religious and spiritual, why didn’t he read Matthew 6:6 to realize pray needs not be on a Football field but behind closed doors that is your personal time with Jesus?  And now, his team is losing.  Maybe God is pissed.

TTBoy Says:  Why is it an atheist can irritate the hell out of a Christian only to have that Christian want to witness him burning in the lake of sin and fire?

TTBoy Says:  Since South Park thinks Black people don’t go to Heaven and Bill Maher has no Black prospects in his life before believing in God, it seems like a perfect match in Hell.

TTBoy Says:  What’s the worst that can happen if the GOP were all stoned on trees?  They already failed in trying to budget America.

TTBoy Says:  Do the Bidens think about and try and out-do the President and Mrs. Obama sexually?  Mr. Obama has said that he is doing all he can to take his mind off smoking.  Mrs. Obama must be an athlete.

TTBoy Says:  Isn’t Ron Paul and Rick Santorum the same person…just a little Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

TTBoy Says:  Why does Mitt Romney always look like someone is about to ask him where the body is?

TTBoy Says:  A truly successful person attends to three things:  1.  Appearance     2.  Growing a larger nest for their eggs     3.  Their convenient fling.  This would truly stop the divorce rate, especially if everybody’s tubes were tied.

TTBoy Says:  With such a bad economy, women rapists are on the rise.

TTBoy Says:  Why does Chelsea Handler look like she just wants to go cheetah on somebody?  Really intense.

TTBoy Says:  What will it take for Kelly Clarkson to drop that extra baggage?  I mean, I wouldn’t want to always feel so guilty…

TTBoy Says:  Where on earth is Perez Hilton?

TTBoy Says:  Who’s really got the bigger sack, Nancy Pelosi or John Boehner?  She is worth more.

TTBoy Says:  How does Beyonce now feel about having Jay-Z get his name removed from his first child’s birth certificate?  Now, she can truly say that her husband is not a statistic.

TTBoy Says:  Will David Beckham ever have a seriously masculine voice?

TTBoy Says:  If Priests only look at pictures of little boys, why wouldn’t someone mistake them for being gay?

TTBoy Says:  More conventional marriages are ending with the female choosing a female partner.

TTBoy Says:  What books has Oprah’s staff read lately?

TTBoy Says:  Why is a man wearing hospital scrubs seen as a doctor when women wearing scrubs just work for the hospital?

TTBoy Says:  Hollywood is just Swingin’!  But nobody wanted to let Marc Anthony in.

TTBoy Says:  A picture is no longer just worth a thousand words.  Manipulated, it can be worth at least three thousand.

TTBoy Says:  The new Jennifer Hudson is in a great new body with a terrible insignificant theme song that is not a Negro spiritual.  Way to Go, Jennifer!

TTBoy Says:  Maybe if Jennifer Lopez dates enough young boys, she truly will be Jenny From The Block…Jenny From Around The Block.

TTBoy Says:  Since women fake pregnancies all the time, why can’t a celebrity fake a full-term pregnancy – knowing her “children” look nothing like her or the supposed father?

TTBoy Says:  Why is Jenny McCarthy not in more movies?

TTBoy Says:  What makes 69 year old Aretha Franklin want to work the pole again?

TTBoy Says:  At this moment, either yourself or someone in your circle of friends is considering hosting an orgy.

TTBoy Says:  The next time you see a couple together that looks like they don’t match, one of them is an escort.  Yes.  There is someone for everybody.

TTBoy Says:  You may be spending too much time with your child, if your child can talk back to you in a way that forces you to choose a therapist.

TTBoy Says:  Do you remember the first person you ever wanted to see naked?

TTBoy Says:  If all men got their prostates massaged regularly, there would be less prostate cancer, enlarged prostate, and erectile dysfunction.

TTBoy Says:  All straight men and women, especially couples, should have at least one gay man among their circle of friends.

TTBoy Says:  Be careful performing fellatio on a Black woman.  Doing it right will get you the worst headache ever.

TTBoy Says:  Be careful performing fellatio on a Black man.  Just doing it will get you out on the corner.

TTBoy Says:  Looks like someone associated with the AT&T/T-Mobile deal pissed off the judge bad enough to halt the deal.

TTBoy Says:  Why is it that male and female strippers are even less respected than hookers?

TTBoy Says:  Why hasn’t Janet Jackson ballooned to 200 pounds yet?

TTBoy Says:  How long after Mick Jagger told P-Diddy to get his teeth fixed, did P-Diddy get his teeth fixed?

TTBoy Says:  Why is it people who live near or on the water much nicer than people who don’t?

TTBoy Says:  Are people paying to have their Credit Bureau files altered?

TTBoy Says:  Why do men like going “Commando?”

TTBoy Says:  Why can’t pets have Social Security numbers?  They are our children.  Family Members.

TTBoy Says:  67 year old man and 65 year old woman, married, physically fit and very attractive.  Which one do you really think about?

TTBoy Says:  Were Russell Brand and Katy Perry really a match for each other?  Somebody got turned off.  Book deal in five years?

TTBoy Says:  Why are they making a movie about Amanda Knox’s story?  Who wants to see it?

TTBoy Says:  Why do Bath Houses still exist in the United States?

TTBoy Says:  Hasn’t the gel that forms as a condom once it touches the penis been distributed yet?

TTBoy Says:  Meryl Streep is quite underrated.

TTBoy Says:  So Gay Marriage isn’t all about Hollywood Musicals and Judy Garland?

TTBoy Says:  Why doesn’t Wendy Williams ask celebrities if they are gay when they come on her show?

TTBoy Says:  They say that it’s about 18 inches that separate Kanye West and L’il Wayne from each other.

TTBoy Says:  Has Deion Sanders lost his mind?

TTBoy Says:  Did someone in the NFL get offended by the show “PLAYERS?”