TTBoy Says:


TTBoy Says:  Will Jada and Will Smith ever come out for an Award?

TTBoy Says:  Sarah Silverman is a total genius to be so talented while actually being    demented.

TTBoy Says:  Zoloft is better than Prozac.

TTBoy Says:  Nadine Parker of Clay, NY is unlike any other person on Earth.

TTBoy Says:  Is Lori Grenier really pretty?

TTBoy Says:  Haven’t You ever been screwed by the Church?

TTBoy Says:  Priests wearing robes should prove they’re wearing underwear each service.

TTBoy Says:  Is the NAACP still singling out brighter-skinned Black people for awards?

TTBoy Says:  We’ve had a Black President.  Why not get ready for a Cuban?

TTBoy Says:  The Most Underrated Black Actress is Black.  The Most Overrated White Actress is White.

TTBoy Says:  Hollywood is falling apart and coming together in Santa Monica.

TTBoy Says:  Men were wearing purses long before women were.

TTBoy Says:  “Finding Your Roots” seem to be an honest show.

TTBoy Says:  Voting Polls are just a distraction

TTBoy Says:  Jeb Bush has proven that he’s not his Brother.

TTBoy Says:  Hilary Clinton could be a dominatrix after her meetings and interviews.

TTBoy Says:  Is the Zika Virus the new AIDS?

TTBoy Says:  Celebrities don’t all practice the same religion.  But, their God tells them to do really strange things.

TTBoy Says:  Inter-racial couples hate each other during times of Race Relations.

TTBoy Says:  How do good-looking men with small penises really feel about themselves?

TTBoy Says:  “The Wandering Womb” Women who sleep around don’t get that.

TTBoy Says:  Is it taboo for a boy to see his father’s penis, but girls can see their Mom’s boobs?

TTBoy Says:  Do you wonder if the heroin addicts in New Hampshire have fibromyalgia?

TTBoy Says:  Will somebody please create a show specifically for J-Lo?

TTBoy Says:  Beware of women who pull their checkbooks out at the supermarket just after she is given the total.

TTBoy Says:  Does Katy Perry do kegel exercises?

TTBoy Says:  Models just don’t look like they’re starving anymore.

TTBoy Says:  Did Michael Jackson really own 50 percent of SONY Music?

TTBoy Says:  Do most girls want to be just like their mothers?

TTBoy Says:  Will Blacks exclude Stacey Dash from Black History or will she be forever scorned and cursed to the coldest part of Hell?

TTBoy Says:  Is Bill O’Reilly smarter than Bill Maher?

TTBoy Says:  Why are more White men entering the world of Transgenderism?  Could this be the reason Republicans are so Anti-Abortion?

TTBoy Says:  “Okay,” is the most thrown around word.

TTBoy Says:  Do 74-year old alcoholics know they’re drunk?

TTBoy Says:  You should always know that when a classy, pretty girl or woman excuse themselves to go to the restroom, they’re going to pass gas.

TTBoy Says:  Why do Alisha Tyler and Julie Chen look like they could be a real-life couple?

TTBoy Says:  You can always tell bad lovers with no exes.  They don’t have stalkers.

TTBoy Says:  What does Natasha Trethewey do for a living outside of her own?

TTBoy Says:  Why do some people consider Sylvia Plath to be a hero?

TTBoy Says:  It’s sad that the best thing for pain is sleep.  Or an action that will make you so sedentary till you won’t ever want to move.

TTBoy Says:  Should Senators and Councilmen be drug-tested for their paychecks?

TTBoy Says:  When using someone else’s bathroom, always call somebody into the bathroom after you’ve used it so they can take part of the blame for not lifting the toilet seat.

TTBoy Says:  Martin O’Malley was the only candidate that looked like a real President.

TTBoy Says:  Has Cuba Gooding, Jr. had cosmetic surgery?

TTBoy Says:  The best way to not take yourself too seriously is to wear the cheapest blouse and pant outfit to an event and let your boobs do all the talking.

TTBoy Says:  Is Chelsea Handler still drunk?

TTBoy Says:  Which will fade first, Jenny McCarthy’s mouth or her looks?

TTBoy Says:  Does Melissa McCarthy have a sex tape?

TTBoy Says:  Did Leo say, “No,” to Lady Gaga?

TTBoy Says:  If Black is hated so much, why is it the only accepted color, for men, at award shows?

TTBoy Says:  Did Sarah Palin really believe she would be Trump’s running-mate?

TTBoy Says:  Would you tell a woman she smelled like pee after she hugged you?  Would you hug her again when she got ready to leave?

TTBoy Says:  Is the show, “What Would You Do?” getting corny?

TTBoy Says:  ‘Tis better to Give.  There could be a live snake in the box.

TTBoy Says:  How many “Owws” are permitted when you begin anal sex?

TTBoy Says:  People who sing while sneezing are afraid of the dark.

TTBoy Says:  Most people close their eyes when their doctor stands behind them.

TTBoy Says:  Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Child’s Oscars?  No parents allowed.  Only talent.

TTBoy Says:  Even guys who dye their carpet forget to dye their drapes.

TTBoy Says:  Would Whoopi Goldberg ever play the part of a fat, White crackhead?

TTBoy Says:  Six degrees of separation…Ted Cruz could be related to Grandpa from The Munsters.

TTBoy Says:  Richard Dreyfuss will never be on the same acting level as Robert Deniro.

TTBoy Says: Can you imagine a calm World with marijuana legally lit up everywhere?

TTBoy Says:  Fisting comes in all forms.  There are women who like to get fisted.  Somewhere.

TTBoy Says:  Be kind to the Pole Dancers.  It takes a lot of courage to constantly go up and down on something so filthy without using hand-sanitizer afterwards.

TTBoy Says:  Have you ever had an accident in a dream and woke up only to hurt the same body part but in a different way?

TTBoy Says:  Do cat people smell worse than bird people?

TTBoy Says:  Did a Black girl in Albany, NY really throw the first punch on the school bus surround by White students?

TTBoy Says: Should the Governor of Flint, Michigan himself be responsible for the water crisis?  

TTBoy Says:  Why are the last 15 minutes of the News just filler stuff?

TTBoy Says:  Stop accepting people’s excuses and apologies for not having common sense.  Just tell them how stupid they are and walk away.

TTBoy Says:  Is Valerie Harper still alive?

TTBoy Says:  Do you have to be Kenny Leon’s friend first before you get a part?

TTBoy Says:  Is Celine Dion really “The Best Singer in the World?”

TTBoy Says:  Even after it has been determined that Jesus was a Black man, “Gods of Egypt” is still being distributed.

TTBoy Says:  Has Bill Cosby ever had ‘Spanish Fly’?

TTBoy Says:  How did racism start in the northern part of the East coast?

TTBoy Says:  If a boy wants to marry a girl just like his Mom, does that mean he wants to impregnate his mother?

TTBoy Says:  Every boy fantasizes about how he was conceived.

TTBoy Says:  The voices are on the outside trying to get in.  Nothing starts within.

TTBoy Says:  No matter where you put them, take your suppository out before sex.

TTBoy Says:  The best way to tell that a woman hasn’t had sex in a long time, see if she’s eating Weight Watchers.  She might even have stock in the company.

TTBoy Says:  Could the real reason the Obama girls are so well-mannered be because they walked in on their parents having sex?

TTBoy Says:  Will Ke$ha ever recover and make music again?

TTBoy Says:  The majority of single men do have at least one vibrator.

TTBoy Says:  Will we ever stop quoting dead poets and keep the living ones alive?

TTBoy Says:  Is Bernie Sanders ready to throw a tantrum in the White House?

TTBoy Says:  People are angry, scared, and frustrated.  And it’s all because they are constipated.

TTBoy Says:  Are you still considered a Good Parent when your child sneaks out of the house to be with someone who’s completely wrong for them?

TTBoy Says:  Are Dads bigger perverts than Moms? 

TTBoy Says:  Black Churches know they have to accept homosexuality.  And quickly!   

 

 

I love you, because you’re an Alcoholic


Wow.  Just think…two people in a relation together.  One, the younger of the two, repressed being on the other side of the fence his entire childhood, marrying two women.  The first only used him to get out of Dodge, never wanting children.  Knowing all along.  The second and final one actually bore him two beautiful boys.  Little did she know that his bouts with alcohol and mental hotels would reveal his innermost desires.
     You can say this revelation was made during a ‘counseling’ session.  Maybe it was just the excuse he needed  to vent.  She wasn’t the apple of his eye.    Never was.  Save, she always felt like the queen she always felt she deserved to be due to all his hard work and determination.  As the money pot drew larger, the grander her lifestyle became.  She knew.  Could it have been the blackouts and crying spells that caused her to worry?  She knew.  She just didn’t want to hear it.  Or, the lady needed an audience to help her exit.  Either way, she abandoned him at his lowest point.  Clearing out the bank accounts, taking the house.  Sending him back home to his alcoholic mom and dad.  Back to where it all began.  Home.  Without the children he so required to put a stop to all the whispers, the giggles, the obvious speculation that he was and is what they all thought he was, Gay.
     There, the spiral strengthened.  The mom grew angrier and more violent regarding the end result of her life.  The life of any party was hers, just as long as a pretty woman was present along with an abundance of wine.  She wanted to forget she was married and her god-awful role as a housewife.  Outbursts in the household, tickets, arrests made it all too easy to file divorce papers after 47 years of marriage.  How dare anyone say it was a happy period just because four kids were produced.  Somehow, her husband convinced himself that it was all her fault.  Though, witnessings many acts of abuse on their children, he did nothing to stop it.  His reasoning, as of today, he didn’t want the family to be broken apart.  She hated her life.  And she would let everybody know it by wearing the pants in that family.
     Dad drank himself to sleep.  Yet, whenever he felt frisky, she would oblige him once he made it into her den of dementia.  After, he would retreat to his bedroom…until his alarm clock went off.
     Now, not everyday with his mom was turbulent.  They were truly best friends.  They drank together, watched movies together, and told each other secrets.  Secrets.  Intimate secrets.

Good Night Glory


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Let me tell you a story

About a young buck South

In his nighttime glory

Getting high off his tunes

To later use one or two spoons

Minding his own business

Short of a neighborhood

Where his own kin lived

But that wasn’t enough

Came a lone-star stranger

Hoping to strut his stuff

Alerting the Po-Po

About his urge to blow

One whose smile was hard to glow

Stay back, they said don’t go

Like jumping from a rooftop

He made the kid stop

The pistol told a different story

For the cop and

Lone-Ranger gunning down

The nighttime glory

 

Stand Your Ground

Was the law they found

To cover up gagged and bound

And rid themselves of a Bassett Hound

Happens almost everyday

When night takes a walk in the day

The wrong way

Nighttime brings about fear

When things become missing it’s all too clear

That it must have been them

The ones who used to swing from a limb

But what’s past is past

Not in the midst of a law built to last

Maybe it’s just a slap in the face

Getting back at the darkness who won the race

Shame on America

When an unjustified death won’t disparage ya

A stalker is the aggressor

It’s doesn’t take a rock scientist or professor

To see that

It’s still about dollar signs

When a repressed Black man is bombarded with wines

And spirits

Damn near Whip-Its

Keeping his head underwater

He barely feeds his daughter

Let alone his son

Who’ll always be on the run

Because the Judge became executioner

Placing the blame on a juror

Who arrived with furor

After a brief tour of

The decision she would rise above

Six out of twelve

That was all was needed to send the dead to Hell

The Defense made a rinse

Out of the Prosecution probably made to straddle the fence

Jesus died for the Jews

Saved a man with a name who helped hide all the clues

With Justice

Because it just is

Now they all can take a pill

Shoot at will

Aim to kill

Yet and still

Until

A lighter shrill

Gets a fine thrill

From Tonto at the mill

Then nighttime glory

Gets paid for his fatal story

Stand Your Ground Law

Shole does have a fatal flaw

Those who lied

About what they saw

Need only be despised

By their mental claw

We know they saw much more

Women telling untruths so their butts won’t sore

Or

Men of his peers

Who supported a cause like one against steers and queers

Is it still envy toward the young buck

Who has all that hangin’ and still down on his luck

Whoever wrote “The Message”

Needs to come out of hiding and re-write the passage

Of the Black man

Who can’t even stand

When there’s a rule

That calls him a fool

For being a tool

In a tar pool

Even if he has gone to school

Where is Glory?

 

Ask Mama, but trust Dad


Before your nose gets bloody

And fighting gets you sad

When you can’t find your best buddy

Ask Mama, but trust Dad

 

Sometimes they need a fist

To go upside that head

I know it’s such a twist

It’s as if you are seeing red

 

When you’ve tried making peace

But it’s going from worse to bad

Stop making your own elbow grease

Ask Mama, but trust Dad

 

Mama don’t want no hurt

She tries to make things right

Even tries for a sit down chat

If Daddy sees a bruise

He’s got nothing to lose

They’ll all know where the party’s at

 

Both sides of good

Keeping grace and love

in the neighborhood

They know how to settle the score

A different way to fight

one dark one light

Hey, that’s what parents are for

 

When you keep trying to make peace

But things just get too bad

Stop using your own elbow grease

Tell Mama, but trust big bad Dad

When I Grow Up


English: Newborn baby Română: Nou nascut
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When I grow up

I’m gonna take peanut butter to bed

I might bring strawberry jelly too

but it might fall off my bread

 

When I grow up

Mama’s gonna get a dishwasher

 and a washing machine

I can drive around with my brand new pup

and show everybody I’m not mean

 

When I grow up

I’ll have good luck

I’d be able to go fishing when I want to

and quack and swim just like a duck

 

I’ll walk on the water

just like Jesus did

and save the whales from slaughter

Then tell everybody to follow me

 like a little kid

 

When I grow up

I’ll wear rich, expensive clothes

I’ll even drink grape juice from a gold cup

and everyday buy myself a red rose

 

When I grow up

I’ll be the talk of the town

Then I’ll be able to take off this makeup

and stop always wearing tears of a clown